My life is a horror story, literally - do you folks KNOW what this guy does for a living? And I don't mean the junkyard, 'cause yeah, it brings in the cash and keeps the fridge full of beer but that ain't what he does.

The things that are written on these pages will you keep you up for weeks.

...not that it really matters, we're screwed when we get ( Read more... )

Th' problem with wakin' up in th' hospital is that it's not always easy to tell what the hell is going on.

Network's not helping either.

Why do I get the feeling I've seen this before?

[OOC: Yes, Bobby's still in the hospital, but troll away - he might not believe half of what you say, but he doesn't have anything better to do.]

[There's the sound of an explosion, some gunfire, and what might be howling dying...things. You can hear a gruff chuckle.]

You can't con a con man, motherfucker.

[OOC: Cursed, you betcha. Been out blowing up the ahem, demon cops that killed his family, his partner, and his dog.]

[The clock on the nightstand hits midnight. Bobby's eyes snap open wide and he takes a haggard breath. He looks around, confused. Slowly sitting up, he swings his legs over the edge of the bed, scratching his head.]

[He stands and starts walking out of the room, at the last minute grabbing the network device.]

What now...

[The camera cuts out and we ( Read more... )

This? Is Jo. She's th' daughter of an old friend, an' I consider her practically family.

Get th' point?

( Filtered to Niko/Unhackable )

Attention Westerberg High Driver's Ed Students:

• If you did not pass last week's written exam, you will not get in a car for the driving test. NO EXCEPTIONS.
• If you have not attended the minimum amount of classes, you will not get in a car for the driving text. NO EXCEPTIONS.
• If you have not maintained the minimum point average all semester, you will ( Read more... )